When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
Bucky knows what’s up
Oh my god, that last one. I’m in love.
Woah - this has almost 100 notes.
My sister is a teacher. I’ve worked as a substitute teacher. This speaks to me.
if you wanna understand how Europe works remember that for ages syphilis was known as ‘the French disease’ in Italy, Poland and Germany, ‘the Italian disease’ in France, ‘the Spanish disease’ in Poland, ‘the Polish disease’ in Russia, ‘the Christian disease’ or ‘the Western European disease’ in Turkey, and ‘the British disease’ in Tahiti
Hippo doesn’t have time for this
Hippo got shit to do.
Hippo got swimming to do.
Hippo got shit to do and places to be
ain’t nobody fuck with hippo
Latin American Studies Majors:
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Some creative anime fansubs
- beloved pets
- only 1 twin
yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you
dumb ass fucking horses
Horses are actually quite smart. The animal we are looking at is called a cow. I know, I live around amish people.
These are gazelles! Look at them with the jumping. Gazelles!
Unhand me you filthy animal.
This is… not any less creepy in daylight
Ok. I’m tired of the typical vampire, werewolf and fairy.I’m also tired of the occidental-centrism in mythology. Hence, this list.
I tried to included as many cultural variants as I could find and think of. (Unfortunately, I was restricted by language. Some…
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.
i’m convinced this post is the reason they put the reblog button at the bottom
Just press play. You won’t regret it.
almost peed myself