I have been married for five years and I also do not understand weddings. at all. so pointlessly, frivolously expensive. We signed the paperwork at the courthouse, took some pictures, had a little party back at his parents house, and I’ve never felt slighted about it. Not only are they STUPIDLY EXPENSIVE, they become some freakishly life-consuming goal for some women, when, for me, the whole thing just reminds me of dowries and parents in a hurry to pawn their daughters off on others and BLAH.
Publishing for truth.
I mean, go on and have a huge wedding if you like, but please don’t make it out to be the most beautiful thing in life that everyone has to experience!!44 Some people can’t or don’t want to get married in the first place, and implying that it somehow diminishes their relationship(s) is just shitty.
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The meaning behind your URL. →
whatthehiddles’s name means: 1) To put on panties. 2) Good for nothing.
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Moriatea’s name means: 1) Hidden genius. 2) Godly
Aw yeah.loooooooooooooooooki’s name means: 1) A lovely lady. 2) Can’t read the atmosphere.
patheticturnip’s name means: 1) Constantly procrastinating. 2) To get excited after seeing homo.
omfg
daleknek’s name means:
1) Godly. 2) Looks smart, but is just an idiot.
Godly? GODLY? TAKE ME TO ASGARD NOW..!
OMG I’M CHOCKING
1) Slightly homo. 2) Very lewd.
mycroftsmuffins’s name means: 1) To get along, ***ually. 2) To let your imagination run wild.
wait does that mean sexually?
timelordy-teganbreann’s name means: 1) Constantly procrastinating. 2) To evolve into your final form.
Well, the first one is scarily accurate. And I’m not too sure what the second thing is trying to tell me.
1) A failure of a human. 2) To let your imagination run wild.
andyprue’s name means: 1) A failure at life. 2) Annoying
…..I guess that’s true enough ._.
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me trying to talk to someone attractive
me when someone says something on facebook and i think they’re flirting
me trying
me
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So true…
so
damn true
your ship
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
omg
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- mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
- me: i have no idea
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"They were his friends, and his mother was wrong: they weren’t bad friends. Maybe, he thought, there aren’t any such things as good friends or bad friends— maybe there are just friends, people who stand by you when you’re hurt, and who help you feel not so lonely. Maybe they’re always worth being scared for, and hoping for, and living for. Maybe worth dying for, too, if that’s what has to be. No good friends. No bad friends. Only people you want, need to be with; people who build their houses in your heart."Stephen Fry (via thechocolatebrigade)Source thechocolatebrigade
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“The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.”
― Stephen Fry, The Fry Chronicles
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Look what just came up on my maths homework.
IS IT’S BECAUSE IT GIVES ME FEELS??
I guess you could say
It’s because It feels right
Calculate for creyes.
can I do an essay instead
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"Certainly the most destructive vice, if you like, that a person can have, more than pride which is supposedly the number one of the cardinal sins, is self-pity. I think self-pity is the worst possible emotion anyone can have, and the most destructive. It is to slightly paraphrase what Wilde said about hatred, I think actually hatred is a subset of self-pity not the other way around, it destroys everything around it except itself. Self-pity will destroy relationships, it will destroy anything that’s good, it will fulfil all of the prophecies it makes and leave only itself. It’s so simple to imagine that one is hard done by, and that things are unfair, and that one is under appreciated, and that if only one had had a chance at this or that, things would have gone better, you would be happier if only this, that one is unlucky… All those things, and some of them may well even be true, but to pity oneself as a result of them is to do oneself is an enormous disservice."(via fuckyeahstephenfry)
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