i hate reading western comics because they have that weird way of bolding words that they think need to be emphasized but then they’ll bold really random ones too so you’re left reading in this fuckin weird uneven way in your head
Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?
damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore
I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway
okay I have to reblog for that pun
les mis rpers, you are all beautiful and wonderful
but y’all motherfuckers need to learn how to cut your posts
They only keep it needlessly long to imitate the original
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
This story was golden from start to finish
levels of headcanon:
- This is heavily supported by text/subtext and is likely what the creators intended for me to get from this
- this is sort of supported by the text and could, conceivably be what the creators intended for me to get from the text/subtext
- there is no evidence either way
- there is slight evidence against my headcanon, but I don’t care
- I’ve stopped giving a shit about canon
Somebody should get some attorney who takes their job a little too seriously to do a let’s play of the Phoenix Wright games because I feel like the reactions would be comedy gold
"NO IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT!!!"
"WHO DRESSES THAT WAY IN A COURT OF LAW?!?"
"WHY DOES THAT WOMAN HAVE A WHIP?!?"
it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen
high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone
Hello my darlings! I was given a lovely small Bamboo Pen & Touch for my birthday, however I do not have the skill in drawing. So, instead of leaving it lying on my shelf, I decided to give it away to someone who can actually use this (๑>◡<๑) I threw away all the boxes for it but it’s still new (and I’ll make sure to pack it nicely)!
- Mbf me, paperbone (I’ll be checking)
- Reblog this post (however many times you want), likes will not be counted (=^･ω･^)y＝
- Have your ask box open
I will ship anywhere in the world for free and may or may not be sending other things in addition to the tablet; like stickers or cute keychains (*＾3＾）/～♡ I will be choosing the winner through a random generator on the 1st of March
Happy blogging and good luck to everyone! (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )
PS. THE TABLET ALSO INCLUDES A WIRELESS KIT
Durin family Erebor correspondence from Bgtea’s “The Inevitable Love Story Between Two Oblivious Idiots”, which is a wonderful, wonderful fic that everyone should read. Dís is the best.
Bertie in every episode of Jeeves and Wooster.
people with money. only people with money
travelling the world, “dropping everything” and moving to another city/state/country, majoring in your liberal arts interest of choice, applying/going to your dream college/university, buying your dream house, working at your dream job, cultivating/building/guiding your own dreams, dreaming. living.