michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

avelera:

crunchyshrimp:

Attack on Smaug

On that day, Lake-town received a grim reminder…

jionttt:

complete 180 degree flip like a perfectly grilled hamburger patty

uncensoredhijabii:

this is why you don’t talk shit about nobody’s mama/sister

uncensoredhijabii:

this is why you don’t talk shit about nobody’s mama/sister

seadeepspaceontheside:

Charles, you’re crushing my face.

ahaha HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYONE~

xwolves:

utopiangem:

onthelosingside:

cloisteredself:

if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

daw

friendship goals

schwnsteigr:

sports-center:

Kroos, Lahm, Schweinsteiger and Müller celebrate their victory after the final match between Germany and Argentina of 2014.

fuckyeahmannschaft:

Philipp Lahm’s official statement in full
Dear friends of football,  During the last season I have made the decision to quit my international career after the World Cup. I told Jogi Löw about this during the breakfast on Monday. I am happy and thankful that the end of my international career coincided with the win of the World Cup in Brazil.
This morning I said goodbye to DFB’s president Wolfgang Niersbach and thanked him in place of the whole coaching team around Joachim Löw, Hansi Flick, Andy Köpke and team manager Oliver Bierhoff for the great teamwork during the last ten years.
I have been on vacation for three days and thus have time to end my international career mentally.
Thank you so much for a wonderful time, 
Best wishes Philipp Lahm
Translated by me, read the German text here.

fuckyeahmannschaft:

Philipp Lahm’s official statement in full

Dear friends of football,
During the last season I have made the decision to quit my international career after the World Cup. I told Jogi Löw about this during the breakfast on Monday. I am happy and thankful that the end of my international career coincided with the win of the World Cup in Brazil.

This morning I said goodbye to DFB’s president Wolfgang Niersbach and thanked him in place of the whole coaching team around Joachim Löw, Hansi Flick, Andy Köpke and team manager Oliver Bierhoff for the great teamwork during the last ten years.

I have been on vacation for three days and thus have time to end my international career mentally.

Thank you so much for a wonderful time,

Best wishes
Philipp Lahm

Translated by me, read the German text here.

Anonymous asked: yep there's going to be a movie. it's gonna be in cinemas and on tv and i think the title was like "road to the fourth star" or something

nutellaboys:

Yahhh, I just want a confirmation on this. My life is basically complete now. But for fans who don’t speak German like us, we also need to have English sub… Just can’t wait, nothing can beat the footages of this team.

rakuenflowright Ọ W Ọ

babygoatsandfriends:

Baby goats freaking out when they can’t see their owner.

taddle:

numb-ly:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

OMG

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

Basically the plot of Animorphs

neuers:

I’ve just gotten to know this (which idk why I’ve not before bc it’s the cutest story) but omg this is so sweet.

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So the little boy in the gif was born with cerebral palsy and couldn’t move at all and he had to overcome a lot. He adores football and has ever since he could…