I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
Attack on Smaug
On that day, Lake-town received a grim reminder…
complete 180 degree flip like a perfectly grilled hamburger patty
this is why you don’t talk shit about nobody’s mama/sister
Charles, you’re crushing my face.
ahaha HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYONE~
if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.
This is the cutest thing I have ever seen.
Kroos, Lahm, Schweinsteiger and Müller celebrate their victory after the final match between Germany and Argentina of 2014.
#i think this video sums up what is/was the captain lahm in the german national team#in the final whistle he looks at bastian and muller and he is going to run to hug them bbut he sees toni alone#and he go hug him#and this mean so much to me#because for me this show how unselfish is philipp lahm#he is always giving his 100% to his team#he is always thiking about his teammates in first place#and when he is criticized#when the team is criticized#he put his head up and take the blow for the team#he sacrfies everything he give his everything for his team#and this is so rare#because so many footballers just think about them#and i dont blame them istg i dont blame them#but for me philipp is so special because i never see his putting himself first#always comes the team#always#and istg i dont understand how someone can think he is not a good captain#he doesnt need to shout or yell to someone in the team respect him#he doesnt need to be the bossy captain#for me philipp lahm is a fucking example ok?#he just give everything in the field and this makes his teammates give their everything too#he doesnt need to pull the hierarchy card or something like that#because he is already respected#he doesnt need to say ‘im on step above you im the captain’#he just say ‘we’re here as a team and we gonna win this as a team’#and im sad he is leaving#but im so happy so happy and grateful that i saw him playing for the german national team#that i saw he leading#in his own way
Philipp Lahm’s official statement in full
Dear friends of football,
During the last season I have made the decision to quit my international career after the World Cup. I told Jogi Löw about this during the breakfast on Monday. I am happy and thankful that the end of my international career coincided with the win of the World Cup in Brazil.
This morning I said goodbye to DFB’s president Wolfgang Niersbach and thanked him in place of the whole coaching team around Joachim Löw, Hansi Flick, Andy Köpke and team manager Oliver Bierhoff for the great teamwork during the last ten years.
I have been on vacation for three days and thus have time to end my international career mentally.
Thank you so much for a wonderful time,
Translated by me, read the German text here.
Yahhh, I just want a confirmation on this. My life is basically complete now. But for fans who don’t speak German like us, we also need to have English sub… Just can’t wait, nothing can beat the footages of this team.
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Baby goats freaking out when they can’t see their owner.
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
Basically the plot of Animorphs
I’ve just gotten to know this (which idk why I’ve not before bc it’s the cutest story) but omg this is so sweet.
So the little boy in the gif was born with cerebral palsy and couldn’t move at all and he had to overcome a lot. He adores football and has ever since he could…