MARTIN (panting heavily): “Oh. Oh! Oooh, God! Oh, please do that again!”

(silence)

MARTIN (breathing normally now): “Douglas?”

(silence)

MARTIN (irritated sigh): “Simon. Says. Please do that again. Although the mood’s gone now.”

DOUGLAS: “It’s not my fault. You could give it up anytime you wanted.”

MARTIN: “Why aren’t you giving it up then?”

DOUGLAS: “Oh, I just assumed you enjoyed bringing this third man into our bedroom… Bit kinky, but who am I to argue about what floats your boat?”

Oh my God, oh my God, my sides. I don’t ship Douglas/Martin, but I can so totally see them doing this. BRBLMFAO.

tagged → #cabin pressure
  1. eye-gor reblogged this from the-antidote-to-everything and added:
    Oh, I don’t ship them, but this is too way funny to not reblog!
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  4. s3312326 said: oh~! Sherlock and Fan’s crazy love for Sherlock=))
  5. ilikesallydonovan reblogged this from andyprue and added:
    Oh God. The images I have now in my mind.
  6. expresstoneverland reblogged this from andyprue and added:
    I ship them. And this is so cute!
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